Fifi submitted this photo with the comment “Hi Goths Up Trees, This is a picture of me up a tree. Obviously I am not a black pug but I can guarantee that I am more goth than most of you bitches. I did not get myself up the this tree but was precariously placed by my \m/ ÜBER GOTH SLAVE \m/. Post my picture GUT or I’ll eat your face off while you sleep. Fifi.”
WHAT? Aggressive dogs are now submitting photos? I can only guess that this pug has been shoved up a tree by some heartless owner as a ploy to get their photo posted on my site. Success, you evil bastard. Look at that innocent looking puggy face. Behind those huge eyes supposedly lies a cold hearted face eater. At least she’s wearing black but she seems to be missing a neck and this so called uber goth slave. I’m taking your word on this one, Fifi. I don’t often take a dog’s word but I would rather not have my face eaten off in my sleep. I’m sure I’d wake up anyway with all that snorting and heavy pug breathing.
2 out of 5 - I’m only posting this because I’ve eaten too many easter eggs and I have the pug fear all of a sudden.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligari) Illustration by Suehiro Maruo
Omg * 0 *
Wenda Rogerson, Vogue, 1949
From Norman Parkinson: Portraits in Fashion
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guys, the end of the world is really the internet.
It’ll go down.
Everyone will flip ALL THE TABLES.
Riots will break out.
Cities will
burnbe covered in red paint.Memes will be the war posters on every corner.
Everything will fall.
holy shit




